Shopping, With Kids

There’s nothing more awesome than being on a tight budget and watching your son karate chop the biggest, most name-brandiest jug of peanut butter off the shelf.
It cracks, bleeds, and -in a desperate attempt for mercy -pops it’s seal open, crying out for rescue, help, freeeeedom!
Have you ever spent $10 on one container of peanut butter before? Put it on your bucket list.

It will thrill you to the bones.


  1. I remembered this story the other night after you told me how Rial is like a brother to you: I’ll start by letting you know I wish I could do alot of the things you do. I was talking to Rial a few months ago and I was telling him about something cool that you had done that I wanted to do too. Then Rial said “you don’t always have to do everything Alicia does.”. I explained, “Its just, I always wanted to do everything my big brother did when I was little, and Alicia is like the big sister I never had.”

    And here’s another story for you. It reminded me of you and the singing home you have so I thought I’d share. Its one of the reasons why I love reading your blog and coming to visit you, even when you’re not ready to be visited :) .
    I found this story in ‘The Latter-day Saint Women Manual: Basic Manual for Women’, enjoy!

    “Fred ate [his breakfast] dutifully and then slipped down from his chair.

    “‘Now can I go over to Jimmy’s, mother?’ he asked.

    “‘But Fred,’ I [said], ‘you were over there yesterday and the day before. Why not have Jimmy come here today?’

    “‘Oh, he wouldn’t want to.’ Fred’s lip quivered in spite of his six years of manhood. ‘Please, mother.’

    “‘Why do you like Jimmy’s house better than ours, son?’ I pursued. It came to me suddenly that Fred and all his companions were always wanting to go to Jimmy’s house.

    “‘Why,’ he explained hesitatingly, ‘it’s ’cause—it’s ’cause Jimmy’s house is a singing house.’

    “‘A singing house?’ I questioned. ‘Now what do you mean by that?’

    “‘Well,’ Fred was finding it hard to explain, ‘Jimmy’s mother hums when she sews; and Annie-in-the-kitchen, she sings when she cuts out cookies; and Jimmy’s daddy always whistles when he comes home.’ Fred stopped a moment and added, ‘Their curtains are rolled clear up and there’s flowers in the windows. All the boys like Jimmy’s house, mother.’

    “‘You may go, son,’ I said quickly. I wanted him out of the way so I could think.

    “I looked around my house. Everyone told me how lovely it was. There were oriental rugs. We were paying for them in installments. … We were paying for the overstuffed furniture and the car that way, also. Perhaps that was why Fred’s daddy didn’t whistle when he came into the house. …

    “I … went over to Jimmy’s house, even if it was ten o’clock and Saturday morning. It came to me that Mrs. Burton would not mind being interrupted in the middle of the morning. She never seemed to be in a hurry. She met me at the door with a towel around her head.

    “‘Oh, come in. I have just finished [cleaning] the living room. No indeed, you are not interrupting. I’ll just take off this headdress and be right in.’

    “While I waited, I looked around. The rugs were almost threadbare; the curtains … tied back; the furniture, old and scarred. … A table with a bright cover held a number of late magazines. In the window were hanging baskets of ivy … , while a bird warbled from his cage hanging in the sun. Homey, that was the effect.

    “The kitchen door was open and I saw Jerry, the baby, sitting on the clean linoleum, watching Annie as she pinched together the edges of an apple pie. She was singing. …

    “Mrs. Burton came in smiling. ‘Well,’ she asked, ‘what is it? For I know you came for something; you are such a busy woman.’

    “‘Yes,’ I said abruptly, ‘I came to see what a singing house is like.’

    “Mrs. Burton looked puzzled. ‘Why, what do you mean?’

    “‘Fred says he loves to come here because you have a singing house. I begin to see what he means.’

    “‘What a wonderful compliment!’ Mrs. Burton’s face flushed. ‘But of course my house doesn’t compare with yours. Everyone says you have the loveliest house in town.’

    “‘But it isn’t a singing house,’ I objected. ‘… Tell me how you came to have one.’

    “‘Well,’ smiled Mrs. Burton, ‘if you really want to know. You see, John doesn’t make much. I don’t think he ever will. He isn’t that type. We have to cut somewhere, and we decided on non-essentials. … There are books, magazines, and music. … These are things the children can keep inside. They can’t be touched by fire or [financial problems] so we decided they were essentials. Of course good wholesome food is another essential. … The children’s clothes are very simple. … But when all these things are paid for, there doesn’t seem to be much left for rugs and furniture. … We don’t go into debt if we can avoid it. … [However] we are happy,’ she concluded.

    “‘I see,’ I said thoughtfully. I looked over at Jerry and Fred in the corner. They had manufactured a train out of match boxes and were loading it with wheat. They were scattering it a good deal, but wheat is clean and wholesome.

    “I went home. My oriental rugs looked faded. I snapped my curtains to the top of the windows, but the light was subdued as it came through the silken draperies. … [My house] was not a singing house. I determined to make it sing” (May Morgan Potter, “The Singing House,” as quoted by Reed H. Bradford in “Priorities,” Instructor, Nov. 1969, 410, 415)

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