Unhappiness is finding a sipper cup lodged under the seat of the car for WHO KNOWS how many months.

Happiness is opening it with a wary nose to find it was filled with… water.

Unhappiness is walking into the living room to find puddles of chocolate syrup on the carpet.

Happiness is Resolve carpet cleaner and BROWN carpet.

Unhappiness is labor.

Happiness is:

Unhappiness happens.
Happiness makes it all worth it.