Comments on: Confessions http://storyladyblog.com/?p=2732 Everyone has a story. I happen to have a million and can't shut up about it. Sun, 01 Jul 2018 19:24:19 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.2.38 By: Laurie http://storyladyblog.com/?p=2732#comment-6585 Wed, 29 Aug 2012 09:12:57 +0000 http://storyladyblog.com/?p=2732#comment-6585 When I was pregnant with Hyrum, I would sit on the couch and fart around online for four, six, seven hours a day. There were times I would look at the oven timer and think, “If I go set that baby for fifteen minutes, the dishes will get done or laundry will get folded or this horrible squalorly mess I’ve created will at least have a sizeable dent in it.”

Then I would sit on my butt for another hour and studiously ignore the oven timer, though it was looking me in the eye and taunting me. “You can’t even GET UP OFF THE COUCH to turn on the timer to flog you into achieving some menial housework? You are a lamesauce human being.”

This is what I imagine is happening to you when you are fearing Microsoft Word. Take heart.

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